K: “When Daddy gets home I will show him how to use the toilet.”
Me: “I’m sure he’ll be fascinated.”
K: “Yeah, he will be. We will do it together”
Me (in reference to an earlier “situation”): “It’s a lot easier to use the potty without pants on, isn’t it?”
K (shaking head sadly and rolling her eyes): “No, Mom. Pants have nothing to do with it.”
It’s easy to tell where the kid ranks this whole business isn’t it?